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ISLAND VOLCANO WITH MISSILE LAUNCH CAPABILITY
The Ultimate Lair For The Supervillain Lifestyle
Listing#:C473617
Scaramanga & No S.A., Contractors
Global Domination Realty
Historic multilevel high-tech volcano lair, fully restored. 5 bedrooms, 2.5 bath, full kosher kitchen, sauna grotto with adjacent shark tank, elevator (deathtrap capable), full-scale missile launch facility, sunroom. Barracks for 100 henchmen and 12 bikini girls. International waters. No submarine access. Obvious self-destruct button.
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