Dear Villain or Villainous Individual,

Today, you have a new opportunity. An opportunity to begin a new life. Not a life of hate, cunning, and fear -- but a life of love, friendship, and bravery. Yes, you could be using your powers for good. You can change.

Back in those dark days when I was Cap'n Ferocity, I tried many times to take over the world. But all I did instead was hurt myself and my loved ones, not to mention many henchmen. Since Villains Anonymous saved my life, I have worked to repair all of the hurt I caused, and to repair as much of Mt. Kilimanjaro as I can.

Choose the same path I chose. Because we know who you are now. I mean, trolling the Internet for hot, dangerous femmes fatale? Tsk tsk.

--- Cap'n Veracity