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This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to *The Death Penalty* (or affect your parents' credit rating). Our criminal inIstitutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things...and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called Women.
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accommodate
THE FUTURE).
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... again, Hi!...It's me again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... follow me up the steps Right past the fuming incense stencher and we will begin our unholy tumble into rank and seedy debauchery. Send your secret information and hot news items to: THE CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER I Wiill include it here With Full Statistical Density I've noticed that everything in my life is Female.. Cars, Trucks, Computers.. Etc.. They all give me pleasure and then frustration followed by the need for Expensive Attention
Ruminate on this..
Should you name things after your Ex's .. Like Snow Blowers, Vacuums and Computers. Just a Thought 
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