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Meet Your Webmaster Snappy
Direct from Downtown North Bergen...  He Coalesces the Vapors of Human Existence into a Viable and Meaningful Comprehension.. He is an alleged Member of the Trilateral Commission..  What Ever it is He's Against IT !!   His Hobbies are Taking Naps, Farting in the Hot Tub and Playing Video Games in his Underwear..     He is the Most Interesting Man on the Internet..
Meet Your Host... Mr. Snappy
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Meet your Webmaster  The Central Scrutinizer
Direct from Downtown North Bergen.. Where nothing good ever happens after Midnight... He is the Network Architect of All that makes SnappyPants.Net work.. So You the Home Viewer can Enjoy our Puerile Humor in the comfort of your easy chair in your Underwear.  We can Neither Confirm nor Deny that he was part of the Millennium Group..  Or in the Illuminati... His Hobbies are Cracking Software,  Building Servers that are Running Obsolete Operating Systems, Hording Electronics, and Audio Snobbery


Meet your Host...  The Central Scrutinizer

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In addition to our regular programing schedule.  We maintain the following prioritized lists of what we're working on this week, and what we plan to do next week:

This week

  1. I will attempt to try and see if the sun really does have anyone who raises and lowers it!
  2. I will try to get a date even if the couch doctor says I am not ready!
  3. I am going to try to meet a rich older chick that will take care of me!!
  4. Meeting with potential customers or better yet meet naive young girls who think I am a movie producer!!

 

Next week

  1. Who in the hell can think that far ahead!!
  2. Seeing if I can try to think that far ahead!!
  3. I will try to keep up with all the mail I have been getting from you people...

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