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MESSAGE FROM THE PRESERVED HEAD OF JOSEF MENGELE,
PRESIDENT
The
Preserved Head of Josef Mengele, President,
villainsupply |
Dear
villainsupply users:
Allow
me to offer my most heartfelt apologies for the
temporary unavailability of our e-commerce software. Our
e-commerce server, the OmniCon IntelliTron XII, was
located aboard Space Station E-VI-L, the orbital
headquarters of the Global Subjugation League. This
facility was illegally boarded, without a warrant, by
the so-called "Society of Lawfulness," who
proceeded to violently assault the innocent henchpersons
plying their honorable trade aboard that Station. When
General Mayhem, legal owner of the Station, attempted to
reason with the costumed vigilantes, he was encased in
ice by the so-called "hero" Dr. Freon, and is
now being held against his will, in critical medical
condition, at the New Liberty Asylum for the Criminally
Insane.
Needless
to say, the "heroes" activated the Station's
convenient, obvious self-destruct mechanism, and a US$20
billion dollar facility, devoted to science* and
peace**, was destroyed, and hundreds of hapless***
henchpersons were killed. The OmniCon IntelliTron XII
e-commerce server was also destroyed, and until a
replacement is procured, we at villainsupply will be
unable to meet your villainy needs. We hope to have the
replacement up and running as soon as The Cabal of
Despotry has their new lunar base established; they have
promised room for our server. Until then, we suggest you
try Sears.
Sincerely,
The Preserved Head of Josef Mengele
President, villainsupply
*
mad science.
** peace through global domination.
*** actually, the henchpersons were aware of the risks,
and had each signed a waiver absolving the Global
Subjugation League and villainsupply of all legal and
ethical responsibility in the case of violent death. |
