FINGERTIP-MOUNTED MONOFILAMENT WIRE

Finally available outside Japan, the Monofilament Wire is the most deadly hand-to-hand weapon in the world.* Manufactured by Tessier & Ashpool S.A., the device consists of an artificial fingertip** and a small weighted ball. These are connected by 3 meters of mono-molecular monofilament, an invisible and unbreakable molecular chain of buckyballs so sharp, a single swipe can cut effortlessly through any surface,*** from steel and concrete to solid diamond. The wire can be extended or contracted from the fingertip at will.

Once exclusively available to zaibatsu ninja assassins, this deadly device is now flooding the global black market.**** Will you be left behind?

Price: ¥1,300,000 ea.; surgical installation not included
*Especially to the first time user. No warranty for lost limbs or heads while learning to use this device.
**Must be surgically installed by chop-surgeon at a black clinic in Chiba City.
***But can be easily deflected or entrapped by a low-level electromagnetic field.
***Watch out for cheap nylon imitations. They couldn't cut cheese.

THE WORLD'S SMALLEST HANDGUN

Looking for a tiny yet lethal handgun that can be hidden anywhere, is invisible to metal detectors, and won't put a dent in your pocketbook? Then look no further. The League of Sub-Atomic Supervillains is now making available, in limited quantities, the 10 Micron Handgun. This miniaturized masterpiece is just as lethal as the regular-sized variety. Never get caught without a weapon again!*

Price: US$399.99. Clips (12 rounds) US$49.99.
*Requires 12-micron nanotech servo-waldo to load and operate.

THE "DESSIE"

Presenting the number one choice of murderous thugs everywhere. The Mark XIX Desert Eagle Pistol offers true interchangeability. Eight different pistols are available - .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum, .440 Cor-Bon Magnum, or .50 A.E., each with a 6-inch or 10-inch barrel. Purchase one pistol and you have the platform to build the other seven with a simple switch of components.
The Mark XIX Desert Eagle provides unmatched accuracy and control.

Price: US$1,199.99; Buy 100 or more for US$899.99 each!

LASER PISTOL MK I

Bullets are crude; the 21st Century villain needs a 21st Century weapon. World Domination Supply, Inc. presents the Laser Pistol MK I, the antipersonnel weapon for the villain on a budget. Fires 20 deadly laser-light blasts, guaranteed to floor a 6', 200 lb. male. And nothing's more accurate than a laser!* Rechargeable energy cartridges extra.

Price: US$2,199.99; energy cartridges US$299 each
*DISCLAIMER: Although laser blasts travel at the speed of light, we have noticed that heroes have the unnerving ability to "dodge" laser blasts. This defies the laws of physics, and we cannot explain it. Villains and henchpersons do not have this ability, unless they are martial artists.

STUN PISTOL

Mengele Medical presents the Stun Pistol, perfect for apprehending heroes and subduing beautiful femmes fatale. Fires a syringe of sodium polyoxenate, guaranteed to drop a small elephant. Six shot.

Price: US$2,500

LASER PISTOL MK II

Don't settle for bulky, cumbersome laser weapons that make a lot of noise but not a lot of pain. World Domination Supply, Inc. presents the Laser Pistol MK II, the reliable alternative to noisy conventional handguns. Fires until its atomic charge runs out (approx. 600 blasts!).* Can be set to Stun, Wound, Kill, and Vaporize. Comfy plastic grip.

Price: US$4,999.99
*villains without a phase-pulse fusion reactor will have to return the unit to the manufacturer for recharging

ACCUKAK SYSTEMS PULSE RIFLE

The perfect weapon for untrained henchmen, the Accukak Systems™ Pulse Rifle fires 999 hollow-point titanium shells PER SECOND. There's no way to miss!* Includes Accukak's patented computerized auto-targeting system. Owners of the Accukak Pulse Rifle can purchase shells at bulk discount rates.

Price: US$8,200 each
*DISCLAIMER: In field tests, henchpersons employing automatic weapons actually have hit rates much lower than mathematically predicted, esp. when compared against hit rates for heroes with non-automatic pistols. This phenomenon can not be explained scientifically.

LASER CANNON MK V, SHOULDER MOUNT

This portable shoulder-mounted laser cannon from ADM Defense Systems fires a Chemical Oxygen Iodine Laser Beam at 100,000 megajoules/second, sufficient to burn a 1" diameter hole through 10 feet of steel-reinforced concrete at 2.4 miles. And it weights only 425 lbs.! Easy to use with illustrated instruction manual. Cold Fusion battery pack extra.

Price: US$2,700,000 each; battery pack US$270,000 each
*DISCLAIMER: Under certain circumstances, the heat from the projected beam has been known to melt the operator's face clean off; operator should be low-level henchman, or have no face.

ACCUKAK SYSTEMS OMNIKILL MULTI-DELIVERY RIFLE

Why choose between a pulse rifle, a laser rifle, a flame-thrower, a freeze ray, a rail gun, a particle beam rifle, and net gun when you can HAVE THEM ALL in one combined superweapon? Accukak Systems™ OmniKill comes complete with each of the weapons systems listed above, plus A.I.-enhanced antipersonnel targeting -- just get the target in your sights, press the red button, and the OmniKill will track that individual's location FOREVER --- up to 22,000 miles away! This slim, sleek unit is 1.9 meters long and weighs only 225 kg.

Price: US$8,000,000
Pulse rounds: US$99.95/cartridge
Laser battery: US$250/ea.
Flame-thrower fuel cartridge: US$60.00/ea.
Freeze Ray freon packs: US$450.00/ea.
Rail Gun rounds: US$12.00/ea.
Rail Gun replacement coils: US$1,500.00/ea.
Particle Beam battery: US$2,000/ea.
Particle Beam emitter refill: US$3,200/ea.
Net gun netting: US$112/6m roll