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JULY 2002 |
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"Noted
Anti-Semite" and Enemy of Democracy YASSER
ARAFAT is July's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH.
We recieved an order from The Man Who Invented Terrorism
over a year ago for a dozen of our Exploding
Henchbots Mark XII. But when we learned that this
villainous genius had actually convinced his real
henchmen to blow themselves up -- willingly
-- we knew this fashion plate was our Customer of the
Month. Or as Arafat himself said to the Nobel Prize
Committee in 1994: "Me? A 'Peace Partner!?'
Bwa ha ha ha ha!" |
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JUNE 2002 |
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Former
Enron CEO and criminal financial mastermind KENNETH
LAY is June's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH.
Seen here in his new identity as COMMANDER
HAVOC, Mr. Lay says, "Thanks to
VillainSupply (and the corrupt Bush administration), I
can further my plans for WORLD DOMINATION! My wife and I
are hiding out on our new LUXURY SUBMARINE MK IV,
and those pesky federal regulators and disgruntled Enron
investors will never find us! Bwa ha ha ha ha!" |
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MARCH 2002 |
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Terrorist
fanatic and FBI Dream Date OSAMA
BIN LADEN is March's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH.
Seen here sporting his new MARK VII EXO-ARMOR,
Mr. Bin Laden says, "Thanks to VillainSupply, now I
can scheme against the American Zionist Pig-dogs from my
new orbital station, SPACE PLATFORM K-ALLAH.
Good-bye Afghanistan, hello near-Earth orbit! Die
American running-dog lackeys!" |
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