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PAST CUSTOMERS OF THE MONTH
- JULY 2002
"Noted Anti-Semite" and Enemy of Democracy YASSER ARAFAT is July's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH. We recieved an order from The Man Who Invented Terrorism over a year ago for a dozen of our Exploding Henchbots Mark XII. But when we learned that this villainous genius had actually convinced his real henchmen to blow themselves up -- willingly -- we knew this fashion plate was our Customer of the Month. Or as Arafat himself said to the Nobel Prize Committee in 1994: "Me? A 'Peace Partner!?' Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

- JUNE 2002
Former Enron CEO and criminal financial mastermind KENNETH LAY is June's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH. Seen here in his new identity as COMMANDER HAVOC, Mr. Lay says, "Thanks to VillainSupply (and the corrupt Bush administration), I can further my plans for WORLD DOMINATION! My wife and I are hiding out on our new LUXURY SUBMARINE MK IV, and those pesky federal regulators and disgruntled Enron investors will never find us! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

- MARCH 2002
Terrorist fanatic and FBI Dream Date OSAMA BIN LADEN is March's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH. Seen here sporting his new MARK VII EXO-ARMOR, Mr. Bin Laden says, "Thanks to VillainSupply, now I can scheme against the American Zionist Pig-dogs from my new orbital station, SPACE PLATFORM K-ALLAH. Good-bye Afghanistan, hello near-Earth orbit! Die American running-dog lackeys!"