Undead Poet Laureate and veteran supervillain ZOMBIE SHAKESPEARE is August's CUSTOMER OF THE MONTH. In his neverending battle against the Steambot Sir Francis Bacon, Will has been one of our best customers. Or as the man himself says:

"The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interrèd with their bones —
Yet my whitherèd frame containeth not an ounce of pity -
Praisèd be thee, villainsupply!"